Stephen Colbert clowned Donald Trump on Thursday for his “bizarre” manner of boasting concerning the financial system throughout his administration.
“We had the best financial system within the historical past of our nation 4 years in the past, seven years in the past, six years in the past and 5 years in the past,” the previous president falsely claimed at a marketing campaign occasion in North Carolina on Wednesday.
“Completely regular strategy to rely,” quipped “The Late Show” host.
“It jogs my memory of that traditional joke: Why was 10 afraid of seven? As a result of 4, seven, six, 5.”
Colbert then turned his consideration to Trump’s remarks at a Georgia rally on Tuesday and famous that the GOP nominee made a “unusual confession” to his supporters.
“I discover it very arduous to sleep, I bought so many concepts, I’m thinkin’ on a regular basis,” Trump informed the gang.
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Colbert broke out his impression of the previous president.
“I don’t sleep, I’m at all times, I’m at all times, it’s true — I’m at all times thinkin’ at night time on ideas like — the ravens, why do they shriek outdoors my window,” he stated.
He continued, “Do they chortle at me? Can they see my blackened soul? All of the, all of the creatures of the night time disturb my slumber. The cats, the rats, the bats and worst of all of the horrible owl. After I informed him, ‘Be gone, for I’m Donald Trump,’ he turned to me with that baleful eye and he stated, ‘Oooh,’ and I screamed.”
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